Dolls House Poltergeist and Rabbit Billiards

Two more pages from my ongoing Memoirs project.

Paper53 on iPad. Click to enlarge.

Cheltenham Gold Cup

My horse lost at the Cheltenham Gold Cup yesterday. I had to sell grandma to pay the bookies.
ZenBrush on iPad. Click to enlarge.

The Bread Library and Vastball

Two more pages from my Memoirs. They just keep coming.
Paper53 on iPad. Click to enlarge.

The Snoid Games

A pencil sketch for a post- London Olympics picture featuring a new, improved games: The Snoid Games.
Pencil and digital toning. A3 size. Click to enlarge.

The Point Master

Great Britain gained their first Gold Medal in over 40 years in the Men's Sustained Pointing.
Pen and ink with digital colour 6cm x 18cm. Click to enlarge.

The Mouthtrap

With the London Olympics just around the corner, Team GB are favourites in the Men's Freestyle Shouting event.
Pen and ink with gouache. 11cm x 14cm. Click to enlarge.

Empty Threat

More musings....

• An inspector inspecting an empty threat device
• Melancholia - the spice of life
• Let's face it, we're all clueless
• At long last, the sequel to Vonnegut's Bradbury's classic
• In this Olympics year, may I propose the standing still race?
• I must get round to reading William James

Pen and ink with digital colour. A4 size. Click to enlarge

The Folding 5ive

A sketch for my team's logo in this year's Brompton World Championship....see you there next year!
Pen and ink with digital colour 9cm x 8cm. Click to enlarge.

Old Labour

Portrait of a Labour voter watching snooker.

Pen and ink 10cm x 15cm. Click to enlarge.

In the Swim

All the pond swimming is getting to my brain.
Pen and wash 13cm x 9cm. Click to enlarge.

Swimmer

Sketch for a painting.
Acrylics 9cm x 9cm. Click to enlarge.

Oxtown

Then I saw her face
Now I'm a bulleaper
Sung to the tune of "I'm a Believer" by the Monkees
Brushpen with watercolour. 16cm x 14cm. Click to enlarge.

Let's get it over with

Let me be the first to wish my readers a Merry Xmas.
Pure photoshoppery. Click to enlarge.

Florentine Honeyburst

This afternoon's visit to the Van Doesburg show was followed by coffee and cake with the Frog. We discussed my Fretless Ladder (top left), and the sport of Egg Ping Pong invented by Jean Arp. I urged him to visit the rockin' zebra finches . This prompted a lengthy rant about the latest addition to the Frog's guitar collection. Meanwhile Serota floated past our table and I ate most of the cake.
Pen and ink with stabilo markers on Moleskine 9cm x 14cm. Click to enlarge.

Psalm 137

"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."
Pen and brushpen on Moleskine 9cm x 14cm. Click to enlarge.

Team Banoffee

Luckily I withdrew from the Banoffee Thighs triathlon team in today's Blenheim Palace event. I drew my fellow team members this logo as compensation. However, reading Baudrillard's thoughts about jogging has only confirmed my views.

More Yellow Pencils

A few ideas commisioned for D&AD who give out yellow pencils as prizes. More here.
Pen and crayon. A4 size. Click to enlarge.

A career

Brushpen and pen. A4 size. Click to enlarge.

Bug

Am working on the third movement of my concerto for catalytic converter.
Marker pen with digital colour. 20cm x 11cm.

Porashka

The Polish minifoot champion.
Brushpens and Lamy pen. Largest is 19cm x 14cm. Click to enlarge.