Killing Joke

This drawing is quite safe..it's an empty shell, just for display. Probably inspired by reading about Howard Morland this week.
Ink and acrylic 15.5cm x 11.5cm. Click to enlarge.

Ultra Bore

Possibly the most boring drawing I've ever been asked to do. It was for a press ad but I can't remember the client, to be honest. It shows the world's first iron bridge at, er......Ironbridge.
Pen and ink 12cm x 19cm. Click to enlarge.

BOAC

B.O.A.C eventually became British Airways; people used to joke that it stood for "Better Off On a Camel". Which has got practically nothing to do with this image except it's titled The Camel Driver II. Previous effort here.
Ink and gouache 10.5cm x 15.5cm. Click to enlarge.

L-plates

Portrait of Mrs.L.
Watercolour 17cm x 14cm. Click to enlarge.

Pot Belly

The creepy pot-bellied model. Sometimes there's just no rapport in the lifedrawing room.
Marker pen 20cm x 14.5cm. Click to enlarge.

Noodle Maps

I'm redesigning the look and feel of Google Maps.
Pencil sketch 19cm x 18cm. Click to enlarge.

Tiny Cow

I'd love to own a bonsai cow.
Pencil and marker 18cm x 24cm. Click to enlarge.

Boat

My dream is to one day build a wooden boat.
Watercolour and ink. 16cm x 16cm. Click to enlarge.

Midnight at the Oasis

I'm currently taking camel driving lessons. My instructors are monozygotic.
Oil on canvas 15cm x 15cm Click to enlarge.

Wentworth

Wentworth (my pet goat) has suddenly sprouted a Cunard ship funnel.
Acrylic on canvas 15cm x 10cm. Click to enlarge.

Big Hand

Let's give a big hand for wood engraving.
Wood engraving 9cm x 10cm. Click to enlarge.

Mon Oncle

From an old sketchbook, my late uncle watching TV in New York in 1987.
Pen and ink 8cm x 8cm. Click to enlarge.

Four Flakes in Search of a Palette

Four pieces of dried acrylic paint peeled off a palette, with legs and faces drawn on.
Acrylic and ink 20cm x 20cm. Click to enlarge.

The Iowa Cow

Just finished the biography of Paul Erdős by Paul Hoffman. He quotes an old joke from the American Mathematical Society: "A Physicist and a mathematician are flying cross-country together. Each is keeping a diary of the trip. They fly over a white horse in Iowa, The physicist writes, 'There is a white horse in Iowa.' The mathematician writes, 'There exists, somewhere in the Midwest, a horse, white on top.' "
Artrage painting. Click to enlarge.

Walking the Dog

A man walking his dog.
Acrylic on canvas 15cm x 15cm. Click to enlarge.

Walworth Road

I went down Walworth Road tonight.
Watercolour and ink 18cm x 12.5cm. Click to enlarge.

Disappointed in Love

Two guys disappointed in love...
Watercolour and ink 14.5 x 7.5cm. Click to enlarge.

The Frog and Pixie

I hardly ever paint on both sides of a page, but this is a rare exception: the Frog on one side and Mrs.Pixie on the reverse.
Watercolours 18cm x 14cm. Click to enlarge.

Midnight at the Oasis

I always wanted a green camel
Gouache and pencil 15cm x 10cm. Click to enlarge.

Dog Riders of the Purple Sage

The eighteenth postcard to myself from nowhere.
Gouache and gouache/digital both 10cm x 15cm. Click to enlarge.